Water Park
So today the hockey family ventured out to Sea World’s newest venture, Aquatica. We got to enjoy the place for about 2 hours after waiting what felt like 3 hours to collect our free passes to get in. It is a cool place with great fun looking slides and experiences, but the little ones just were not happy. We dunno if it was all the crowd or the fact that mom and dad took them to the pre-teen play area before we found the little kiddos area. Regardless, we will go back as it was a really cool place.
What generated most of the discussion afterwards was the people watching. Let me say I love bikinis and ladies who look nice in them. I can even appreciate the usual dates with them that can clearly walk around with no shirt on. In total today we saw about 8 of said people. The rest were, um, disturbing. I can accept a little extra cushion here and there as I have some myslef. But I am not squeezing into something I wore when I was 16. My suit was not clinging to life or hiding under my body by Budweiser, it fit correctly. People please remember, a Speedo is never accepted in public unless it’s the Olympics or you have your Olympic medal hanging from your neck. Even then, if you are not in Olympic shape, leave it home. No one wants to see that and as guys know, swimming in a pool is never flattering.
Free passes, thanks sis in law, will always bring me back to the place and I just hope next time we bring a camera so we can share the many visual highlights we saw. To those hot looking bikini clad college age girls drinking the beers, next time you see my cute little girl and you want to squeeze her cute little face….go ahead, but after that it’s my turn! Mrs Hockeyman may want a turn as well.
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March 29, 2008 at 7:16 pm
I feel SO much better about myself.
March 30, 2008 at 7:48 pm
Hey there
I met Mrs H at the Bossy meet-and-greet while you were home parenting.
Tell her I said this was good blog stuff.
When I see those kind of bodies at the beach it gives me the freedom to whip off the sweatpants and sweatshirt and show the world my properly fitting bathing suit.
I totally thought the story was going to let us know how many “cereal bowl boobs” were seen!