War is declared

In case you missed it, Mrs. Hockeyman has posted some photos of myself using the same seductive poses that put her under my spell almost 13 years ago. These photos were used as a secret santa gift that went to one of her best friends in my feeble attempt to create a backup plan. Anyway, the plan failed and the pics were supposed to be deleted, but just like Kristen Davis, the photos have come back in an attempt to harm me.

In response to thos highly hostile act, I have decided to declare war on Mrs. Hockeyman. I will draw a line down the middle of everything in the house and any attepmt to cross that line will bring great consequence. What that might be, I do not know, but I’ll think of something. Since she already posted her high school pictures, I can’t fight fire with fire.

Maybe I will simply refuse to continue not cutting the grass, cooking dinner every day and doing various other chores. But I know the immediate response, she will retaliate in her evil way by not doing any laundry, and ending her refusal to clean the bathroom. Blast! I may have been check-mated here! We shall see who comes out the victor in this ultimate cage battle.

BTW, just kidding honey, April fools, you can snuggle me on my side of the bed.  View the pictures and gaze into my sultry eyes, that’s not just a heart palpatation you’re feeling. As for other ladies gazing into my vixenous gazes, I am monogamous but I am straight and will accept all pictures of gratuitous nudity you have. Please refrain from this fellas. Seriously, not interested. If your not comfortable with that, then I challenge you to post your own embarassing photo somewhere Google can find you.