Blaaaaah

What could be worse than being an insomniac and running out of Ambien? Throw a cold on top of it. So not only did I not fall asleep until sometime after 2 (hypothesizing) but I couldn’t breathe either. What that means is that tonight I will get some sleep as I only had about 4 hours last night…

On the bright side, my 3 year old did read 6 stories to me while I was taking a rest on the couch. No, she cannot read, she just makes up stuff based on the pictures. I was also not allowed to talk or make noise while she read. She made those rules VERY clear.

To leave you on some funnier notes, here are my favorite shirts of the day/week.

This one is specifically for Sarcastic Mom who almost picked a spam fight with me. Until I threatened her with the power of Basedow.

This is only as offensive as the words your brain substitutes for the pictures.