Shhh….

*this post is being done in a whisper*

Ok, so I am in my mother’s hotel room, with Mrs. Hockeyman and mom just over my shoulder. They’re talking breast feeding….creepy. I am safe, do not call authorities, we are ok. I will check in tomorrow if all is ok. If you don’t hear from me all my belongings go to the kids 50/50.

Peace out party people……time to find more alcohol and hope I don’t wake up in some flowerbed wearing only suspenders scking my thumb in Wisconsin. Wish me luck…