Weekend Update

So we finished our mini and impromptu vacation with my mom at her timeshare resort. Boy do we wish we could do that every weekend! It really was a wonderful time where nothing was actually planned except the pool. Our kids will sprout gills any day now and as I process all that we did or didn’t do, I’ll post more. In the meantime let the pics below show how well things went. Or you can read this.

On another note, I want to extend a big FUCK YOU to the Brawny paper towel folks. I’ve seen 2 commercials now where they advertise husbands as being sloppy in the kitchen and unable to properly rinse dishes. I feel like a caveman watching a Geico commercial and I am offended by the ads. I am 100000 times cleaner when I cook and I rinse my dishes 100% more than Mrs. Hockeyman. So fuck you Brawny, next time pick a different mascot than the muscular Brawny man if you’re going to make fun of him in your commercial.

Anyway, here are the happy results of the weekend…

Trouble Naps

Passed Out

Sleepy Bear in couch