2 for Tuesday part 1

So Saturday marks the day I will try to kill myself. I am entered in an endurance race I have trained for by drinking lots of Bud Light instead of Budweiser, fried anything, cheeseburgers, pizza, and various other goodies. Excercise never exceed my normal game of hockey once per week. I guess there will be no shame in a DNF or a 4 hour finish time as my “buddy” has trained equally as hard. We will be a humorous sight as we pass out in the Florida heat and humidity wearing our Team Inappropriate shirts.

Muddy Buddy